Mary-Kate: Where Is It Acceptable to Not Wear Pants With Grunge Shirts?
With her big hair and shiny Lycra, Heidi Montag officially killed the '80s revival sweeping across hipster circles everywhere, which means it's time to move on to early '90s grunge.
So you may be wondering: Just where is it acceptable to wear an oversize plaid shirt and no pants? For that answer, we consult our favorite Olsen twin and world-renowned trendsetter (just 'cause you hate her style, doesn't mean she isn't one), Mary-Kate Olsen. Can you guess where M.K. was in this getup?
- Heading home after a hanging with the BF. This is perfect walk-of-shame attire
- Catching a screening of Death Race
- Checking out the Radiohead concert with all the other cool kids
- Roaming the streets of Hollywood warning girls about the perils of child stardom
- Holding a John Mayer-like paparazzi press conference to talk more crap about Spencer Pratt
Dita: Her Body Is a Wonderbra
Well, there's obviously more to it than that, but bodacious neoburlesque performer Dita Von Teese does want to uplift you with her new lingerie, inspired by '40s and '50s underthings (but without the rigid undergirding of those old-school cups that seemed constructed by the Army Corps of Engineers).
Dita's Wonderbra designs, due out in September, clearly have much more warmth:
"I love it when you can go about your daily business with the knowledge that you have a little secret of your own on underneath.
It's Official! Ellen DeGeneres Marries Portia de Rossi
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have become lawfully wedded wives.
Capitalizing on the recent switcheroo in California law, the longtime loves swapped vows Saturday in front of family and friends at their Beverly Hills estate, according to People.
A small group of less than 30 wedding guests, all dressed in summer formal attire, started arriving at Ellen's posh $29 million abode Saturday evening at around 6:30 p.m.
"It was all close friends and family," said a source, adding that no celeb guests were spotted entering all day.
Both wore Zac Posen and exchanged rings by Neil Lane. Actress de Rossi has been sporting a Neil Lane-designed, marquise-cut pink diamond ring on her wedding finger since June.
DeGeneres, 50, and de Rossi, 35, have been an item (not to mention paparazzi magnets and an adorable red-carpet couple) since December 2004. On May 15, the day after the California Supreme Court struck down a ban on gay marriage by ruling it unconstitutional, DeGeneres announced on her talk show that she and de Rossi were planning to tie the knot.
The audience, which included her smiling Australian-born partner that day, responded with a standing ovation.
"I'll tell you who the lucky guy is soon," DeGeneres added, never missing a beat.
Kim Kardashian: I Love My Butt, but Enough Already
"At first I thought it was funny and flattering, but it's tiresome now. I've seen magazines where plastic surgeons are saying, 'If you want a butt like this it has to be fake,' and I'm just like, 'Dude, have you ever seen an Armenian girl before?' I love that I'm curvy, but I'm on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt. I'm just so over it! When you're posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, 'Turn around! Turn around!'—it gets a little offensive."
—Kim "the Tush" Kardashian, talking to Radar about her most famous, er, asset
Getting Naked With Mary-Louise Parker
One minute Demián Bichir never heard of Weeds, the next minute he's filming love scenes for the series with star Mary-Louise Parker.
"My girlfriend, she's a great fan of Weeds," Bichir tells me in his thick Mexican accent. "When she heard that I had this audition for that, she told me, 'You know what? This is it. This is one of the greatest shows ever!' "
Bichir—so famous in Latin America that he's known as the George Clooney of Mexico—made his Weeds debut this season playing the mayor of Tijuana, who becomes intimately involved with Parker's pot-dealing suburban mom, Nancy Botwin.
Gym Hymn: Going Gaga for Gosling
Let us pause for a moment to admire Ryan Gosling's body of work. Who are we kidding? We're talking about the hunky actor's work...on his body.
A source close to Gosling says he's been putting in overtime at the gym, sculpting some mighty muscles.
"He's looking really trim," said the source. "It's funny, because the last time I saw him, he kind of looked like a load."
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Pamela Anderson's New Man!
If things go well for Pamela Anderson and her new man, she could soon become royalty.
Anderson has been quietly seeing a man from the United Arab Emirates. And he's not just any man—the dude is a member of Abu Dhabi's royal family, a source exclusively tells me.
The blond bombshell star of E!'s new Pam: Girl on the Loose is being tight-lipped about the mystery beau, but we've got some details for you...
The Naked Truth About Anna Faris
From high school geek to hot blonde on the cover of Playboy!
Welcome to Anna Faris' life.
The funny bombshell has landed the cover of the men's magazine for two reasons: She stars as a Playboy Bunny who moves into a sorority house in the upcoming comedy The House Bunny, and, well, she's friggin' hot!
But Faris, 31, wasn't always so confident about her looks...
Nearly Naked Celeb of the Day: Adrian Grenier
It's getting tough to keep Adrian Grenier's various gal-pals in order.
While we know this Malibu mystery woman is definitely not ex-girlfriend and Shia car-crash copassenger Isabel Lucas, it's hard to tell if Adrian's splashing around with sometime love interest Melissa Keller—or another bikini babe altogether.
Either way, we're glad she's putting this player to work. Giddyap!
See who else is breaking a sweat at the beach in our Summer Skin gallery.
A Ring of Truth to Lindsay Lohan Marriage Plans?
Lindsay Lohan is setting off another round of wedding-bell rumors.
LiLo was spotted wearing a ring of diamonds on her left ring finger while lunching with Samantha Ronson yesterday at Tuscan eatery E. Baldi in Beverly Hills.
But they're not picking out new china patterns just yet...
So You Think You Can Dance Has a New Champ...
One of these Highland flingers popped, leapt and emoted his/her way into the hearts of America and waltzed off with the title on tonight's So You Think You Can Dance finale. But that wasn't the only surprise...
Sienna Miller & Balthazar Getty Get Their Shop On
Sienna Miller may be suing the photo agency and tabloids that ran those topless pics of her cavorting in Italy with the still-married Balthazar Getty, but the globe-trotting lovebirds don't seem to be slowing down anytime soon.
The two were spotted just yesterday afternoon in Malibu, strolling through the Malibu Country Mart shopping center...


















